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Shorty Awards

Mr Misha Collins has challenged us to a duel. A fight to the not-quite-death. The stakes are high. Honour, pride, bragging rights, and RA Director Cinde Monsam’s dignity. These are very important things and they are on the line.

It happened like this:

• Mr Misha Collins said: “I can so do better in science than you can in charity.”
• We said: “No way.”
• He said: “I have Minions.”
• We said: “We have rock star supporters.”
• He said: “I’m going to win.”
• We said: “Ahaha, no.”

We cannot let this challenge go unanswered. 

So we call on you, good people of Tumblr. Talk to your friends. Talk to your families. Talk to everybody you know with a Twitter account, and make them vote. Bribe them. Yell at them. Tickle them. If somebody asks you, “Will you please help me with this?” make sure you ask, “What’s in it for me?” And then ask if they have a Twitter account. And if they do have an account, make them vote! (And then help them, obviously.)

The rules of engagement:

• There are no rules. Fight hard, and fight dirty. (But not so dirty you break the Shorty rules. That’s not on. Valid competition only, please!)

And speaking of bribes:

If we make it to the Top 5, we’ll give away autographed swag to 5 randomly picked winners. Yes. That’s right. Autographed swag. See how we turn his celebrity against him!

To be eligible for the competition, all you have to do is vote. Vote vote vote. Vote.

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